
“At a recent media party, I was told the real reason for the affair was the royal’s love of pegging, which his wife is far too old-fashioned to engage in. One of the blind items last week centered on a British royal whose extramarital affairs are “an open secret in London and amongst the English aristo set.” The blind item reads as follows: The hashtag was based on a tip from DeuxMoi, an Instagram account that publishes (completely unverified) celebrity blind items.

Last week, HRH’s legacy was essentially solidified when the hashtag #PrinceOfPegging started trending on Twitter. Quick: what’s Prince William’s legacy? Is it being second in line of succession to the British throne? Is it his brief tenure as the cover star of countless issues of J-14 and People Sexiest Man Alive editions (and his subsequent disappearance from such publications after he hit his thirties and revealed himself to be genetically less aligned with his glamorous mother and more with his Danvers carrot-resembling father?) Or is it inadvertently popularizing a sex act that had been most prominently associated with a tongue-in-cheek superhero franchise? Don’t Let This Flop is released Wednesdays on all audio streaming platforms, including Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, Stitcher and more.
